Born of Dark Water
The most effective pick up line in all of time and space
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We could rule the world, destroy countries, build fantastic cities made of tecnologies, declare heterosexuality illegal, pilot every freaking show.
(via too-much-trouble)
if you live in the US and have ever sent a message telling the recipient to kill themselves, you’ve committed the felony of encouraging suicide and, depending on the state’s laws (meaning, what class of felony it is), you could be looking at a fine of $25,000+ and 10+ years in prison, just for encouragement
and if they actually do it, you are legally responsible and, in some states, you can also be charged with manslaughter
do people not realize this or
(via babymelon)
(via riddleharry)
Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I died. For the first nineteen years of my life, nothing happened. Nothing at all. Not ever. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end. That’s what I thought. But then came the army of ghosts. Then came Torchwood and the War. And that’s when it all ended. This is the story of how I died.doctor who, “army of ghosts”
(via thekingdomgames)
- Augustus: Tell me my copy is missing the last twenty pages or something.
- Augustus: Hazel Grace, tell me I have not reached the end of the book.
- Augustus: OH MY GOD DO THEY GET MARRIED OR NOT OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS
(via underthesamestar)
- Korra: [lifts giant ass pieces of earth over head to bend at Tarrlok's sorry ass]
- Mako: No, Korra! It's not worth it!
- Korra: [hesitates, puts rocks down]
- - Meanwhile, somewhere in the Spirit World -
- Kyoshi: Girl. GIRL. GET YOURSELF A NEW BOYFRIEND. THIS ONE'S A WUSS AND YOU'RE WHIPPED.
- GODDAMNIT KORRA. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
- KILL THE MAN.
- IF IT WERE ME THOSE ROCKS
- HIS HEAD
- TWO SECONDS
- BOOM
- THIS IS WHY I NEVER DATED.
(via thekingdomgames)
